{"id":3029,"date":"2006-01-03T12:25:59","date_gmt":"2006-01-03T17:25:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2006\/01\/03\/3029"},"modified":"2006-01-03T12:25:59","modified_gmt":"2006-01-03T17:25:59","slug":"what-a-load","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2006\/01\/what-a-load\/","title":{"rendered":"What a load&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/pics\/black-toilet-paper.jpg\" alt=\"Renova luxury toilet paper\" class=\"pic_100px\" \/>Apparently toilet paper that has been dyed black, <em>*ahem*<\/em> &#8230; &#8220;black bath tissue&#8221;&#8230; is the very best in luxury. It is &#8220;Fashionable &amp; Unique, just right for your sensual needs.&#8221; It is also <a href=\"http:\/\/justjared.blogspot.com\/2005\/08\/scandalous-renova-toilet-paper-ads.html\" rel=\"external\">so&nbsp;ridiculously&nbsp;sexy<\/a>, that fashionably naked people will want to drape themselves around it. Black toilet paper makes rich and beautiful people feel so good, they will want to use <em>your<\/em> &#8220;bathroom facilities&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently toilet paper that has been dyed black, *ahem* &#8230; &#8220;black bath tissue&#8221;&#8230; is the very best in luxury. It is &#8220;Fashionable &amp; Unique, just right for your sensual needs.&#8221; It is also so&nbsp;ridiculously&nbsp;sexy, that fashionably naked people will want to drape themselves around it. Black toilet paper makes rich and beautiful people feel so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3029"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3029\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}