{"id":3356,"date":"2006-08-26T16:43:09","date_gmt":"2006-08-26T20:43:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2006\/08\/26\/3356"},"modified":"2006-08-26T16:43:09","modified_gmt":"2006-08-26T20:43:09","slug":"tristans-nipples","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2006\/08\/tristans-nipples\/","title":{"rendered":"Tristan&#8217;s nipples"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My littlest boy Tristan (age 4 and \u00e2\u2026\u009d&#8217;s) is standing in front of me with his chest puffed up proudly. I cant resist poking a nipple. He pushes my hand away and says in his deepest voice,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t mess with the big boys.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My littlest boy Tristan (age 4 and \u00e2\u2026\u009d&#8217;s) is standing in front of me with his chest puffed up proudly. I cant resist poking a nipple. He pushes my hand away and says in his deepest voice, &#8220;Don&#8217;t mess with the big boys.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212,265],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog","category-tristan-david-swartz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}