{"id":3398,"date":"2006-10-17T08:41:44","date_gmt":"2006-10-17T12:41:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2006\/10\/17\/3398"},"modified":"2006-10-17T08:41:44","modified_gmt":"2006-10-17T12:41:44","slug":"the-ambien-cookbook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2006\/10\/the-ambien-cookbook\/","title":{"rendered":"The Ambien Cookbook"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4><a href=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/shouts\/content\/articles\/060731sh_shouts\" rel=\"external\">Licorice Surprise<\/a><\/h4>\n<p><strong>Ingredients:<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>1 black extension cord<br \/>\n1 wall outlet<br \/>\n5 mg. Ambien<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Plug extension cord into wall socket near bed.<\/p>\n<p>Plug other end of extension cord into clock radio on nightstand.<\/p>\n<p>Take Ambien, fall asleep.<\/p>\n<p>Sleep 3-4 hours.<\/p>\n<p>Roll out of bed, wake up on floor.<\/p>\n<p>See extension cord, think, What a big delicious licorice rope that is!<\/p>\n<p>Chew on essentially flavorless cord until you get to the metallic center, where the surprise is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Licorice Surprise Ingredients: 1 black extension cord 1 wall outlet 5 mg. Ambien Plug extension cord into wall socket near bed. Plug other end of extension cord into clock radio on nightstand. Take Ambien, fall asleep. Sleep 3-4 hours. Roll out of bed, wake up on floor. See extension cord, think, What a big delicious [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3398\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}