{"id":3409,"date":"2006-10-23T14:04:16","date_gmt":"2006-10-23T18:04:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2006\/10\/23\/3409"},"modified":"2006-10-23T14:04:16","modified_gmt":"2006-10-23T18:04:16","slug":"please-help-save-this-lil-piggys-bacon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2006\/10\/please-help-save-this-lil-piggys-bacon\/","title":{"rendered":"Please help save this lil piggy’s bacon"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Please\"“Hello.<\/p>\n

My name is Red.<\/p>\n

I’m a pig.<\/p>\n

Recently I had a supporting role in a television commercial for a major international cellular telephone provider. The commercial was directed by the Perlorian Brothers and written by Mother NY.<\/p>\n

Everyone was very nice to me, and I think I did a pretty decent job for my first time on set, but I’ve since learned that I’m scheduled to be slaughtered in a week. This is not good for an actor’s career. I knew it was a non-union job and the residuals weren’t anything to get excited about, but I wasn’t expecting to be hung by my foot and have my throat slit.<\/p>\n

Fortunately, my new friends at Reginald Pike, Toronto, Biscuit, L.A., and Mother are working to find me a new home at a petting zoo (despite all this, I love humans). You can help me too by getting a limited edition t-shirt with my picture on it at www.reginaldpike.com<\/a><\/p>\n

They’re only $20 and proceeds go to my care and feeding.<\/p>\n

Please help.”<\/p>\n

via Adrants<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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