{"id":3515,"date":"2007-02-03T11:38:46","date_gmt":"2007-02-03T16:38:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2007\/02\/03\/3515"},"modified":"2007-02-03T11:38:46","modified_gmt":"2007-02-03T16:38:46","slug":"eavesdropping-is-more-fun-with-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2007\/02\/eavesdropping-is-more-fun-with-the-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"Eavesdropping is more fun with the Internet"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><strong>Cashier:<\/strong> Is that the one you were engaged to?<br \/>\n<strong>Manager:<\/strong> Yes.<br \/>\n<strong>Cashier:<\/strong> Who broke it off?<br \/>\n<strong>Manager:<\/strong> He did. But I&#8217;m glad he did &#8212; he was a nutcase.<br \/>\n<strong>Cashier:<\/strong> Oh. Really crazy or just strange?<br \/>\n<strong>Manager:<\/strong> Crazy. Didn&#8217;t I tell you? He proposed to me again at his mother&#8217;s funeral after he had broken off the first engagement.<br \/>\n<strong>Customer and cashier:<\/strong> What?!<br \/>\n<strong>Manager:<\/strong> Yeah. He got down on one knee in front of all his family as they were lowering the freakin&#8217; casket with his dead mother into the ground and asked me to marry him again. I said no, of course.<br \/>\n<strong>Cashier:<\/strong> Well, that&#8217;s awkward.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.overheardintheoffice.com\/\" rel=\"external\">Overheard<\/a> at a grocery store in New Jersey<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cashier: Is that the one you were engaged to? Manager: Yes. Cashier: Who broke it off? Manager: He did. But I&#8217;m glad he did &#8212; he was a nutcase. Cashier: Oh. Really crazy or just strange? Manager: Crazy. Didn&#8217;t I tell you? He proposed to me again at his mother&#8217;s funeral after he had broken [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3515"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3515\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}