{"id":3617,"date":"2007-05-27T20:44:38","date_gmt":"2007-05-28T00:44:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2007\/05\/27\/3617"},"modified":"2007-05-27T20:44:38","modified_gmt":"2007-05-28T00:44:38","slug":"be-a-ninja-kit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2007\/05\/be-a-ninja-kit\/","title":{"rendered":"Be a Ninja Kit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/05\/beaninja.jpg\" alt=\"Be a Ninja Kit\" class=\"pic_100px\" title=\"Greatly enhance your climbing abilities!\" \/>Someone in our own back yard is selling a &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/pittsburgh.craigslist.org\/spo\/338222000.html\" rel=\"external\">Be a Ninja Kit<\/a>&#8221; &#8211; I&#8217;m almost afraid to post this in fear that someone might buy the kit before I can get around to it, or worse, use it to assassinate me.<\/p>\n<p>The kit includes:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>An &#8220;<strong>authentic reproduction of a real ninja boot<\/strong>&#8220;, which is, as you can tell, hilarious<\/li>\n<li><strong>Ninja Claws<\/strong> (&#8220;not for amateur use&#8221;)<\/li>\n<li>Ninja <strong>Foot Spikes<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>Throwing Stars and Knives<\/strong>, all &#8220;Ninja&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone in our own back yard is selling a &#8220;Be a Ninja Kit&#8221; &#8211; I&#8217;m almost afraid to post this in fear that someone might buy the kit before I can get around to it, or worse, use it to assassinate me. The kit includes: An &#8220;authentic reproduction of a real ninja boot&#8220;, which is, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212,220],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog","category-desireth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3617"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3617\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}