{"id":3793,"date":"2008-01-21T23:17:42","date_gmt":"2008-01-22T03:17:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2008\/01\/21\/3793"},"modified":"2008-01-21T23:17:42","modified_gmt":"2008-01-22T03:17:42","slug":"family-guy-quote-of-the-moment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2008\/01\/family-guy-quote-of-the-moment\/","title":{"rendered":"Family Guy Quote Of The Moment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Lois:<\/strong> <em>[after seeing Chris&#8217; penis]<\/em> Oh, my! Well, no wonder he&#8217;s always slouching.<br \/>\n<strong>Peter:<\/strong> How the hell did this happen? I&#8217;m supposed to be the man of the house. You must be so ashamed of me.<br \/>\n<strong>Lois:<\/strong> Oh, Peter, I care as much about the size of your penis as you care about the size of my breasts.<br \/>\n<strong>Peter:<\/strong> OH, MY GOD! <em>[runs away crying]<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lois: [after seeing Chris&#8217; penis] Oh, my! Well, no wonder he&#8217;s always slouching. Peter: How the hell did this happen? I&#8217;m supposed to be the man of the house. You must be so ashamed of me. Lois: Oh, Peter, I care as much about the size of your penis as you care about the size [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3793","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3793","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3793"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3793\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}