{"id":3803,"date":"2008-02-06T01:59:40","date_gmt":"2008-02-06T05:59:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2008\/02\/06\/3803"},"modified":"2008-02-06T01:59:40","modified_gmt":"2008-02-06T05:59:40","slug":"the-story-of-a-hero-who-just-wanted-to-dance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2008\/02\/the-story-of-a-hero-who-just-wanted-to-dance\/","title":{"rendered":"The story of a hero who just wanted to dance"},"content":{"rendered":"

It all began here…<\/p>\n

(WATCH AND REMEMBER! THE TECHNOVIKING DOESN’T DANCE TO THE MUSIC! THE MUSIC DANCES TO THE TECHNOVIKING!)<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\nWatch it on YouTube<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Techno Viking is legendary across the world and followers have devoted their lives to spawning hundreds of fan response videos, like this one<\/a>, attempting to track him down, and in comment to teaser post “TECHNO-VIKING’S ALIVE!<\/a>“:<\/p>\n

I’m actually sobbing at my desk because I actually thought you guys found him. NOT FUNNY AT ALL. I need to know this guy’s story so bad it’s tearing my life apart. I just lost my g\/f and my job and I’m not sleeping and I’m drinking like my name’s Chinaski and it’s not even him… further, further into the depths I go. <\/em>
\n~ Posted by: Dougal. | 12\/11\/2007 at 21:53<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

and<\/p>\n

Dance on, Techno Viking! It is to you that I give my virgin sacrifices! First Class Shipping included!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

It’s all true! You saw it on the Internet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It all began here… (WATCH AND REMEMBER! THE TECHNOVIKING DOESN’T DANCE TO THE MUSIC! THE MUSIC DANCES TO THE TECHNOVIKING!) Watch it on YouTube. Techno Viking is legendary across the world and followers have devoted their lives to spawning hundreds of fan response videos, like this one, attempting to track him down, and in comment […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3803"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3803\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}