{"id":3837,"date":"2008-04-08T15:15:07","date_gmt":"2008-04-08T19:15:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2008\/04\/08\/3837"},"modified":"2008-04-08T15:15:07","modified_gmt":"2008-04-08T19:15:07","slug":"craiglist-stoner-thanks-pizza-guy-for-best-pizza-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2008\/04\/craiglist-stoner-thanks-pizza-guy-for-best-pizza-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Craiglist stoner thanks pizza guy for best pizza ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>What a gem! The original can be found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.craigslist.org\/about\/best\/aaa\/425529349.html\" rel=\"external\">here<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You: the guy who answers the phone at cottage inn pizza<br \/>\nMe: Hungry and stoned out of my gourd<\/p>\n<p>I called you from my cell phone but had completely forgot who I was calling by the time you answered the phone. Of course, you were also baked to bajeezus and forgot to tell me that I had called Cottage Inn.<\/p>\n<p>When you answered and said, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Whatsup?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I thought about it, and after a 20 second pause I told you that was hungry. You suggested I try a pizza, and I agreed that it was probably a good idea.<\/p>\n<p>Then I asked you if you sold pizza and you said that you could make me one. I said I wanted anchovies and something else on my pizza. You asked me what that something else was.<\/p>\n<p>We spent five minutes listing toppings until we figured out that I was trying to remember how to say: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Sun dried Tomatoes.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d When you said: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153We&#8217;ll bake that right up for you,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d we both started laughing uncontrollably.<\/p>\n<p>It was the best pizza I ever had; I just wanted to thank you for helping me out.<\/p>\n<p>* Location: The One By Jimmy-Johns <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Thanks Julie!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a gem! The original can be found here. To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza You: the guy who answers the phone at cottage inn pizza Me: Hungry and stoned out of my gourd I called you from my cell phone but had completely forgot who I was calling by the time [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3837","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3837"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3837\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}