{"id":3989,"date":"2008-11-27T11:10:06","date_gmt":"2008-11-27T15:10:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/?p=3989"},"modified":"2008-11-27T11:10:06","modified_gmt":"2008-11-27T15:10:06","slug":"reason-why-i-never-visit-rich-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2008\/11\/reason-why-i-never-visit-rich-people\/","title":{"rendered":"Reason why I never visit rich people"},"content":{"rendered":"

Received by email<\/em><\/p>\n

Q:<\/strong> “What would you like to drink … fruit juice, soda, tea, milo, chocolate, or coffee?”
\nA:<\/strong> “Tea please”<\/p>\n

Q:<\/strong> Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?”
\nA:<\/strong> ” Ceylon tea please”<\/p>\n

Q:<\/strong> “How would you like it? Black or white?”
\nA:<\/strong> “White please”<\/p>\n

Q:<\/strong> “Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?”
\nA:<\/strong> “Milk please ”<\/p>\n

Q:<\/strong> “Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?”
\nA:<\/strong> “Cow milk please.”<\/p>\n

Q:<\/strong> “Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?”
\nA:<\/strong> “Umm .. I’ll rather take it black please.”<\/p>\n

Q:<\/strong> “Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?”
\nA:<\/strong> “With sugar please.”<\/p>\n

Q:<\/strong> “Beet sugar or cane sugar?”
\nA:<\/strong> “Cane sugar please.”<\/p>\n

Q:<\/strong> “White, brown or yellow sugar?”
\nA:<\/strong> “Just forget about the tea. I’ll have a glass of water instead please.”<\/p>\n

Q:<\/strong> “Mineral or still water? ”
\nA:<\/strong> “Mineral water please.”<\/p>\n

Q:<\/strong> “Flavoured or non-flavoured?”
\nA:<\/strong> “Fok, lossit net .. ek vrek liewer vannie fokken dors!!!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Received by email Q: “What would you like to drink … fruit juice, soda, tea, milo, chocolate, or coffee?” A: “Tea please” Q: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?” A: ” Ceylon tea please” Q: “How would you like it? Black or white?” A: “White please” Q: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3989","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3989","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3989"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3989\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}