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Real Newspaper headlines:<\/a><\/strong>
– Giant Snail Shuts Down Tassie Port
  Townsville (Queensland) Austrilia<\/em>
– Boy Trapped Inside His Own Body Gets £3.3m
  Wolverhampton Express & Star<\/em>
– God Gets A Parking Caution: “No Exceptions” Say Police
  York & District Advertiser<\/em>
– Ducks Banned From Duck Pond
– Enraged Cow Injures House
– Golfers Warned Not To Lick Balls
  BBC Teletext News<\/em>
– Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Real Newspaper headlines:– Giant Snail Shuts Down Tassie Port  Townsville (Queensland) Austrilia– Boy Trapped Inside His Own Body Gets £3.3m  Wolverhampton Express & Star– God Gets A Parking Caution: “No Exceptions” Say Police  York & District Advertiser– Ducks Banned From Duck Pond– Enraged Cow Injures House– Golfers Warned Not To Lick Balls  BBC Teletext News– Enraged Cow Injures Farmer […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=516"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}