{"id":642,"date":"2002-12-03T22:18:53","date_gmt":"2002-12-04T02:18:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2002\/12\/03\/\/"},"modified":"2002-12-03T22:18:53","modified_gmt":"2002-12-04T02:18:53","slug":"642","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2002\/12\/642\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you bought a <a href=\"2002_06_30_oldwakame.asp#78543682\" rel=\"external\">plot on the moon<\/a> or became an <a href=\"2002_11_03_oldwakame.asp#84163818\" rel=\"external\">ordained minister<\/a> online, this will definitely interest you:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/pics\/heaven.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"oldblogthumb\" \/>For $15, plus a $4.95 shipping and handling fee you can <strong>buy a ticket to heaven<\/strong> with your name on it, along with a &#8220;certificate of authenticity&#8221; and a wallet-sized testimonial card, thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ticket2heaven.com\/\" rel=\"external\">Ticket to Heaven Inc<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>No faith commitment is required, as long as you remain true to your own faith, whatever it is. Oh and its non-refundable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you bought a plot on the moon or became an ordained minister online, this will definitely interest you: For $15, plus a $4.95 shipping and handling fee you can buy a ticket to heaven with your name on it, along with a &#8220;certificate of authenticity&#8221; and a wallet-sized testimonial card, thanks to Ticket to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=642"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/642\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}