{"id":709,"date":"2003-01-03T10:01:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-03T14:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2003\/01\/03\/\/"},"modified":"2003-01-03T10:01:00","modified_gmt":"2003-01-03T14:01:00","slug":"709","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2003\/01\/709\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>There is a store on Valencia Street that sells&#8211;among other things&#8211;small, dead alligators dressed as Victorian women. They are relatively expensive. Apparently, customers purchase these items and bring them home for display in the living room. Their friends visit and say, &#8220;Goodness. What is that?&#8221; The proud owners say, &#8220;That is a small dead reptile dressed to resemble a turn-of-the-century Christmas caroler.&#8221; To which the friends reply, &#8220;Oh.&#8221; <\/em><br \/><strong>Long live <a href=\"http:\/\/mightygirl.net\/\" title=\"visit visit visit visit visit visit visit visit visit visit visit\" rel=\"external\">Mighty Girl<\/a>!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is a store on Valencia Street that sells&#8211;among other things&#8211;small, dead alligators dressed as Victorian women. They are relatively expensive. Apparently, customers purchase these items and bring them home for display in the living room. Their friends visit and say, &#8220;Goodness. What is that?&#8221; The proud owners say, &#8220;That is a small dead reptile [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=709"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}