{"id":768,"date":"2003-02-03T05:31:25","date_gmt":"2003-02-03T09:31:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2003\/02\/03\/\/"},"modified":"2003-02-03T05:31:25","modified_gmt":"2003-02-03T09:31:25","slug":"768","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2003\/02\/768\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>&#8220;&#8230;the man looks at the woman. sperm are invisible and they fly through the air like a ghost through his clothes, through the air, though her clothes where they get to her and make a baby. this can take place even if they&#8217;re standing across the street from eachother, sperm are very fast and clever. i don&#8217;t know why i thought this. it seemed the only logical way for the sperm to get to the woman, how else would they get there?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;I used to think that when people sang in foreign languages they were just singing pretend words that they made up as they went along. I wasn&#8217;t pleased, I thought I&#8217;d invented that game.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>These and more <a href=\"http:\/\/iusedtobelieve.com\/\" rel=\"external\">beliefs<\/a> that adults thought were true when they were children.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;&#8230;the man looks at the woman. sperm are invisible and they fly through the air like a ghost through his clothes, through the air, though her clothes where they get to her and make a baby. this can take place even if they&#8217;re standing across the street from eachother, sperm are very fast and clever. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=768"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/768\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}