Go ahead, commit an atrocity
Have you always wanted to go on a Bonny & Clyde-esque rampage across America, showing those goody-two-shoes know-it-alls the meaning of calamity? Have you always wondered what that little Curious George guy would have turned out like without the guidance of the Man in the Big Yellow Hat? Do you like simple games where your options are to either “move” or “commit atrocity”?
I answered “hell yes!” to all of those questions last night, and so Bobby Stones presented me with this fine piece of programming…
olivia
Oh man I’m wasting so much time trying to beat your high score! Damn this game.
olivia
Well technically I was just popping in to visit Lola, but its so nice here, I don’t mind staying.
nathan
Yeah, I’d recommend committing multiple atrocities in the same state until you’re wanted…. Escaping into Canada is the tits parade, though.
olivia
YAY! I managed to escape into Canada without getting caught! I like Canadians.