“For decades, mankind has longed to be deaf. Jet engines, auto horns, the dullification of modern popular music – any one of these things alone might be worth the price of admission to a wholly silent world. So how does one sign up?”
Learn useful signs like: “Traditional bitch-slap”, “Heroin, heroin, heroin”, “I’m the President of America” and “Soon I’ll be Darth Vader”.
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