When we were toddlers my nickname was “Stoenkie” (probably for stinky) and my brother’s was “parrarra” (for padda). We were both very proud of our names. Kenneth looked like the Michelin man, lots of buldges and folds of skin with a big round smily face. I was incredibly hairy and looked just like a monkey.

What was your toddler nickname? What weird stuff do you remember from when you were still in nappies?