I’m speechless! Afterlife Telegrams:
“For a fee of $10 per word (5 word minimum), our customers can have a telegram delivered to someone who has passed away. This is done with the help of terminally Ill volunteers who memorize the telegrams before passing away, and then deliver the telegrams after they have passed away. We call this an ‘afterlife telegram’.”
(Link via moneywaster.com)