If you bought a plot on the moon or became an ordained minister online, this will definitely interest you:

For $15, plus a $4.95 shipping and handling fee you can buy a ticket to heaven with your name on it, along with a “certificate of authenticity” and a wallet-sized testimonial card, thanks to Ticket to Heaven Inc.

No faith commitment is required, as long as you remain true to your own faith, whatever it is. Oh and its non-refundable.