Sell your soul..

It’s a novel idea.. and people have been doing it on eBay for a while.
If you’ve ever wondered what the going rate is for your soul, you can find out at wewantyoursoul.com. Apparently 89{a9f0d31f6175b3e4775e11a66c07db268fb74408d6095f6b46eeec420c0e9f62} of people have a purer soul than me and my soul is worth £7589.. don’t know about you but I would like a bit more for my eternal soul.