Good grief!
NEW INVENTION ALLOWS HUMANS TO LIVE FOREVER

“Immortality Device is believed to allow humans to stay physically young forever. US PATENT # 5,989,178. The most important invention in human history. Listen to telephone recorded testimonies with Real Audio.
Alex Chiu knows what causes you to age and hereby discovered a great solution to stop you from aging. See how to make the Immortality Device yourself.”

And amazingly on this same site, Alex Chiu also has answers for all life’s unsolved mysteries:
• What is God?
• What are we living for? What is the mark of the beast? How bible codes were constructed? Etc
• New Darwinism
• What is it like in the future?
• And discover the unsolved mysteries of our universe with Alex Chiu. Full of graphics and explanations to make sure that you understand completely.

Phew! Well that’s a load off my mind.