Spotted on the Straight Dope Message Board:

Mice created without fathers
Quote: “The eggs had two sets of chromosomes from two female mice, rather than one from the mother and one from the father as in a fertilised embryo.”

“Quick! Find some new uses for men before it’s too late!

So, not long before we apply it to humans then.

What’ll we do with our men? I mean, it’s already me that get’s the spiders out of the bath, and they’ve been trying for ages to get us to admit that we’re all secretly lesbians.

So, now that they’re no longer needed for pro-creation, what do you reckon we should do with them?

I reckon we should dress them up nicely with ribbons and pearls and those 1950’s black and white pictures and use them as giant handbags. I mean, a girl can just NEVER have enough room in her bag and look fasionable too!”
~ Tir Tinuviel