We regret to announce the unfortunate death of Olivia, who on the 29th of June of this year was randomly buried alive by the next-door neighbor. This unfortunate incident occurred in the forest behind an outhouse. The deceased was reported to have shouted “I should have listened to my horoscope!” just before expiring. Olivia is survived by a goldfish. Funeral services will be held the 3rd of next month.
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