Oh I do love Google Translate! It allows me to browse interesting sites like La Petite Claudine and Elastico.net, and with the added humour of insane grammar.

Elastico.net: “ROBOTS AGAINST THE ALZHEIMER“
“The old ones of Japan will have the opportunity to acquire this robot so high monkey of 45cm of chatting daily with him and posponing the arrival of the Alzheimer. The robot has the conversation of a child of five years and is able to speak of the time, for example, thanks to the answers generated according to an internal calendar. to buy it to it to the Sevillian Omaíta surely Ohú would say “what I pierce ‘” in July, “Poh or vasiendo calorsillo” in February or “Eh that does not fail, always has lloveh in Jueveh Santo”. They become an idea. Conversations of elevator like therapy against the forgetfulness. The robot only Japanese speech, costs a paste, and he is not able of decirte that it gives just as there is lost the Betis because also Seville has done it, but everything was walked ‘…”