Man constructs 18-foot-tall mecha (pic)
It will shoot nine-inch nails from the shoulders and 20-foot flames from forearms!

“The red backlit eyes of his 18-foot hydraulic mecha – please don’t call it a robot – will glow, but they’re just for show. Five cameras will be the real eyes, allowing the operator riding inside the steel contraption to see via a laptop computer and flatscreen monitor rigged inside.”