03 Jan 2005

Underwear Goes Inside The Pants
by Lazy Boy:

“We’re in one of the richest countries in the world and the minimum wage is lower now than it was thirty-five years ago. There are homeless people everywhere, this homeless guy asked me for money, the other day, I was about to give it to him, and I thought: he’s just gonna use it on drugs or alcohol. And then I thought: That’s what I’m gonna use it on! Why am I judging this poor bastard? People love to judge homeless guys. Like, you give him the money and he’s just gonna waste it, he’s gonna waste the money. Well he lives in a box! What do you want him to do with it, save it up and buy a wall unit? Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a cd rack? He’s homeless! I walked behind this guy the other day, a homeless guy asked him for money, he looks right at the homeless guy, he goes:
“Why don’t you go out and get a job, you bum?”

People always say that to homeless guys, get a job. Like it’s always that easy. This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants. I’m guessing his resume ain’t all up to date. I’m predicting some problems during the interview process. I’m pretty sure McDonalds has an ‘Underwear Goes Inside The Pants’ policy Not that they enforce it very strictly, but technically, i’m sure it’s on the books.”
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Discovered at The Bastardisation of the East.

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