I know lots of gross facts. I have collected and stored gross facts in my brain for many years. And today I proudly launch the new:

Gross Fact Of The Day:
Did you know that when earthworms “get it on” they sidle up to each other and cocoon themselves in this sticky substance they excrete, which is almost exactly the same as snot. It then dries out and goes nice and crispy, so they can exchange bodily fluids in privacy over several hours. Tantric!

Earthworms are such cool creatures. They are gentle and sweet, and never fight. They are also absolutely invaluable for the hard work they do. Whenever the opportunity arises, I will always save an earthworm from drowning.