Putting your feet up on another woman’s coffee table

There’s a cartoon bunny out there named Buster. He’s really a lovable guy, I suppose, and spends his days flittering about the world with his old man trying to teach children about all of the wonderful things out there through the magic of television. Buster is in no way controversial, he usually talks about things like “Reading is Fun” or “The Virtues of Fast Math.” Soon, Buster will take a trip to Vermont where he’ll visit a family who make maple sugar. Before the episode even had a chance to air (on PBS) America’s churches and bingohalls went wild at the scandal of it all.

So what was so horrendous? Well, the maple sugar farming family comprised of two females, who were apparently lesbians. They didn’t call eachother lesbians, and they didn’t make out or burn their bras or try and get the kids to vote YES on gay marriage, all they did was talk about maple sugar.

The end result is this, completely ridiculous. Please, children, be advised that 40 some years ago America’s cities were rioted in an attempt to illustrate the ridiculousness and injustice of discriminating based on gender or race or nationality, and now it is illegal to do so. Just so long as you’re not gay.