I rarely drink alcohol, maybe once or twice a month.
Wine gives me pimples. It also shuts my brain down so I get bored and fall asleep within an hour. My drug of choice is Vodka, known for its purity and crisp edge. I dont know if it’s an allergic reaction of sorts but from the moment I start to drink it, my heart pounds so hard like it might burst. As I reach the middle of the bottle adrenaline shoots through my chest in waves. An amazing feeling I can’t describe. So for that reason I like to sip slowly, finish a bottle over half an hour or so, ensuring that perfect buzz lasts. Having more than 2 bottles kills the buzz. Anything after that is numbness, like floating in a state of limbo and boring chit chat. I hate chit chat. Right now I’m savouring a bottle of Smirnoff Black Ice, and it feels good. Please don’t talk to me about the weather.