Mail Order Husbands!
Here are my favourite eligible bachelors frommailorderhusbands.net:
“Jered is my name, serving your needs is my game. Actually rugby is my game. Seeking.. a lady. I like the more natural look, somewhat earthy, but one that cleans up real well. I seem to be attracted to tall women with dark hair, smallish head, elongated torso, with natural finger nails (NO PAINTED HUSSIES!!!). ”
Country: Perth, Australia
“I deal in reality…and the reality is that I’m ready for love. I can chop lots of wood and can even climb a greased pole. I keep in shape by chasing chickens around my back yard. I keep my self clean and take baths weekly. ”
Country: West Virginia, U.S.A.
“My name is Daryl. I am 17, but will be turning 18 in September. I figure by the time we get to know each other I will be legal tender and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December and I’d like to meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we do not have to touch a lot. ”
Country: Wooster Falls, ILL, U.S.A.
Miko found this!
olivia
Well fly, I dont know about that. I happen to be extremely picky. I have impeccable taste in trophy boyfriends.
fly*
@Olivia…
I just live in a country with many beautiful women that seem to have the taste of a color blind meercat after a bottle of absinthe…. ?!
Its the wierdest thing…. :o?
Lola
“As long as we don’t have to touch too much”… that’s a laugh! Does he come with a pole?
olivia
Ahh fly, you sound like a man of experience.
fly*
hmmmmm….speechless….really I am….I guess they have to try somewhere tho….
Saying that I bet you they would score sooner than I did… :o) chicks dig ugly guys….
Miko
Ooh, I like this Nathan person ….
nathan
“I dig on that. Like, for the real me.
n who know what the word is, we can keep it until the future, but as for those of us who want to go back in the time, I can suplement an easy time.
If there are any lady looking for luck, I’ve been told I’m like a rabbit’s foot and don’t describe it. To the way I feel, for you and always.”
Country: Yes I am in, America.
b0b
hahaha…. i personally like the guy from New Mexico
“I’m definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether.”
oh, thats just some great shit there!
Hans
I want to thank these fellows. I’ll be sure to look these profiles up anytime I feel sorry for myself.