Stressed? Undress, then scream!
A German man has been arrested after a marriage guidance counsellor advised him to run around naked shouting at trees.
Dieter Braun (43) from Recklinghausen said the stress release technique had worked perfectly until he was arrested. He told police that venting his anger on the trees had stopped him shouting at his wife. “If I didn’t go to the woods and scream at the trees then my marriage would probably be over,” he said. He said that taking his clothes off at the same time made him feel more relaxed. “For me it’s a type of relaxation therapy. Feeling the breeze on my naked skin really calms me down.”
But local police said other visitors to the forest did not find his behaviour relaxing and have now charged him with causing a public nuisance.
~ iAfrica.com
Cait
You’re right. The other story is even better. Never underestimate the power of the sex urge.
Hans
Ok, I am trying this as we speak, but will have to get back to you later as I am being chased by two cops now…
Jam
Rather naked men screaming at trees, than fully dressed men screaming at everything and everyone else.
Just going to see if there are any trees outside my office window….
olivia
This story is even funnier. *cough*
Fuschia Faery
Spoilsports.