I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart

Real-life country songs heard at rodeos all across Texas:

• Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?
• Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?
• At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
• Did I Shave my Legs for This?
• Don’t Chop Any Wood Mother, I’m Comin’ in With a Load!
• Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)
• How Did You Get so Ugly Overnight?
• I Don’t Care if it Rains or Freezes ‘Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin’ on the Dashboard of my Car
• I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
• I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)
• If I Had It To Do All Over Again, I’d Do It All Over You
• I Got the Hungries for Your Love, and I’m Waitin In Your Welfare Line
• I’m Drinkin Christmas Dinner (All Alone This Year)
• I’m In Love With A Capital U
• It Took a Helluva Man to Take my Anne, but it Sure Didn’t Take Him Long
• Mommy, Can I Still Call Him Daddy?
• One Day When You Swing That Skillet (My Face Ain’t Gonna Be There)
• Overlonely and Underkissed
• Queen Of My Double-Wide Trailer
• She Looks Good Through the Bottom of My Shot Glass
• There’s A Tear In My Beer
• You Ain’t Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin’
• You Done Stomped On my Heart (and You Mashed That Sucker Flat)
• You’re The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can’t Bite You Off
• You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

Thanks Miko!