Teflon Kills
The good people at AskMen.com, along with my dearest mother, tell me that Teflon is a bad idea. Reportedly, Teflon’s miracle coat contains “ammonium perfluorooctanoate (more commonly known as C-8), which has been linked to cancer, organ damage and other negative health effects in laboratory animals.”
Besides, a good iron skillet doubles as a defense mechanism in the event that a cartoon rabbit might try and break in to your house.
bob
my weapon of choice would be a good old fashioned trout.