Someone in our own back yard is selling a “Be a Ninja Kit” – I’m almost afraid to post this in fear that someone might buy the kit before I can get around to it, or worse, use it to assassinate me.

The kit includes:

• An “authentic reproduction of a real ninja boot“, which is, as you can tell, hilarious
• Ninja Claws (“not for amateur use”)
• Ninja Foot Spikes
• Throwing Stars and Knives, all “Ninja”