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Q: “What would you like to drink … fruit juice, soda, tea, milo, chocolate, or coffee?”
A: “Tea please”

Q: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?”
A: ” Ceylon tea please”

Q: “How would you like it? Black or white?”
A: “White please”

Q: “Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?”
A: “Milk please ”

Q: “Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?”
A: “Cow milk please.”

Q: “Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?”
A: “Umm .. I’ll rather take it black please.”

Q: “Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?”
A: “With sugar please.”

Q: “Beet sugar or cane sugar?”
A: “Cane sugar please.”

Q: “White, brown or yellow sugar?”
A: “Just forget about the tea. I’ll have a glass of water instead please.”

Q: “Mineral or still water? ”
A: “Mineral water please.”

Q: “Flavoured or non-flavoured?”
A: “Fok, lossit net .. ek vrek liewer vannie fokken dors!!!”