Get ready for it! Tomorrow morning Mercury turns retrograde in Taurus, turning all things to do with communications, travel, and their related cousins into a complete clusterfuck. The breakdowns that occur are because of neglect, inattention, simple misunderstandings or component failure. They will often bring to the mind the very contingency we should have planned

I still desperately want a house truck with spires and window shutters, lofty bed, dusty bookshelves bulging, herbs growing in the kitchen windows, trailing green plants tickling my nose, a wood burning stove… I honestly don’t care if the thing doesn’t move. At that weight, it probably shouldn’t anyway. If life can just settle down

The Creepiest Children’s Books Ever! I love you Kenna!

… and please dont take this personally, because I don’t know you. I’m sure you’re great. But seriously, there seem to be far too many hipsters sporting hilarious Poirot style moustaches these days, with the fully sprung upcurl that must take at least half an hour in front of a mirror to lovingly style and