Tristan the Dancing Cowboy Space Boots Soldier

but i miss you and i know you miss me too it’s just a song i’m singin’ to make me feel better . but no matter what you’re with me and you know what i mean and i’m on my last song… i’m on my last song.

“Ugh. Please don’t tell me I have diarrhoea!” ~Tristan David Swartz, age 4.

Tristan (age 4 in case you were wondering) is pushing his scooter along the pavement until we get to an untarred area. Nathan tells him to pick up his scooter and walk with it, while T insists that he can push his scooter across the loose gravel. Bickering ensues. Nathan and I continue walking ahead

“If you see a Gummi Bear in real life, do you think you could squeeze them and get juice out of them?”