Tristan David has been hailed as Pittsburgh’s premiere up-and-coming, after practically redefining rock music with his debut single No Jello? This is making me nervous… he blasts back with his sophomore effort, entitled Grandma Sharon. Lyrics: i hope that i dream that i come to your house real soon and i hope that you dream

Nathan: “Now let’s think about what we learnt from watching Nanny McPhee. What do you say when you want something?” Tristan: “Please?” Nathan: “That’s right. What do you say when someone gives you something?” Tristan: “Thank you.” Nathan: “And what do you say when you realise your head’s about to explode?” Tristan: “Someone please help

(While watching the trailer for Tristan & Isolde) “That’s what I need – a princess.”

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Nathan: Tristan, stop grabbing the controller. You’re gonna kill us all! Tristan: But I want a go. Nathan: No. Tristan: Yes! GIVE me the controller! It’s my turn! Nathan: No. Tristan: But… whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…… Nathan: TRISTAN! I need you to understand that sometimes the skills that pay the bills are the ones that give the most