Olivia: Okay, time for your bath. Tristan: No. O: Yes. T: No. O: Yes, every day you need to get a bath. And guess what? You’re going to have one right now. *dead silence* T: When I grow up, I’m going to make my own rules. O: Yep. You can make up new rules every

Tristan is on the carpet behind me playing with his GI Joe’s. Tristan in his toughest, meanest GI Joe voice: GI Joe 1: “…okay, but gimme a smooch.” GI Joe 2: “You wanna smooch?” GI Joe 1: “Yeah, I wanna smooch.” GI Joe 2: “Are you sure you want a smooch?” GI Joe 1: “Yeah!”

Nathan found a sweet little apartment in Shadyside, Pittsburgh and moved in on Friday night. Once the boxes are unpacked and the place is looking better I’ll take a bunch of photos. These were taken in the truck on the way there. Tristan is such a little angel – he never once lost his temper

It’s a tiny little Chort’s birthday today. Happy Birthday Tristan! XXXXX

Tristan is three. He is sooo much cooler than your kid. And prettier.